It's Kevin Durant's Birthday and he is yearning for some Rihanna Lovin'.
Just Kevin Durant asking what every guy would want, right?
I see you KD, everyone wants some good lovin' on their birthday.
We all know how you can make it special, girl. He just wants to go downtown with a girl like you, and maybe you guys will find love in that hopeless place. Then one day, he might be da one you be dreamin bout all day, and he will always be standing under your umbrella. Don't break Kevin's heart by being unfaithful because he so ugly when he cries. He is not a rude boy that is into S&M, but he can make you feel like you are the only girl in the world. (See if you can find all the references.)
What makes this even better is that James Harden called him out and got mad jealous.
Way to go, Durantula, now there is no way the Beard one would stay.